sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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tfw when high and at a family reunion

great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
me: where

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

discosndragons:

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

oh my god

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

corgiaddict:

sorryyourenot:

omfg

um, HOW CAN I MAKE THIS HAPPEN IN MY LIFE?!?!?!

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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(Source: shalrath)

tyenzakentura:

History in one sentence

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison)

953,967 plays

towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

(Source: vinebox)

milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

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THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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