Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

nozomitojo:

when a game tells you to take a break because youve been playing too long

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aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

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shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

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sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

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