girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)

unclefather:

saddeer:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

such a sweetie!!! I love you!!

I love you too

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

teenboypopstar:

babyhongbin:

we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this

same

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye)

unclefather:

cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING

he is grilling

(Source: vacantlyvest)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

hellabytes:

ugh. i hate all the new memes. i only like the original 151

(Source: spoonyghosts)